Again, Difference Between Female And Male

WANTS AND NEEDS
 female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
         psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
         in a relationship.
 male:   Food, sex and beer.


THINGY
 female: Any part under a car's hood.
 male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

LESBIAN
 female: A woman who makes love to other women.
 male:   A woman who has sex with other women so men can
         watch and get really turned on.

CLASS CEILING
 female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising
         to the upper levels in business.
 male:   What would really be great at work since that hot
         babe took over the office one flight up.

VULNERABLE
 female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
  male:  Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION
 female:  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
 male:    Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
          a weekend with the guys.

BUTT
 female: The body part that every item of clothing
         manufactured makes "look bigger."
 male:   The organ of mooning (and farting).

COMMITMENT
 female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
 male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with
         one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT
 female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
 male:   Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

FLATUENCE
 female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
 male:   An endless source of enterainment, self-expression
         and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE
 female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
 male:   What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

REMOTE CONTROL
 female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
 male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2
         minutes.

TASTE
 female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
         cooking, to make sure it's good.
  male:  Something you must do to anything you think has
         gone bad, prior to tossing it out.