Sabtu, 15 November 2008

Osama's Letter to George W Bush

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is
still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his
own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her
aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to MI6.
Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.
Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:
'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down.

Sabtu, 01 November 2008

Weird "Toy" Review : Exorcist Bed

How's your Halloween party? Fantastic? Or dumped?

Don't be mad if your party dumped. You still have another Halloween party next year, and you will have an amazing attraction for your buddies. Hey, the next Halloween party will be held 365 days more, so why should I prepare for it now?

Yes, because this amazing attraction will cost you $3,999. Gee, what attraction cost us for almost four thousands, and is it worth us?

Yes, if you're true horror movie geek. I guess every horror movie addict know how Linda Blair floats over her bed in "Exorcist". Everyone of us won't get possessed by demons, but "maybe" some of you want to know how it feels to floats on the air. So, there goes this product from Carnage, " The Exorcist Bed".

The Exorcist Bed is actually a solid steel 360 degree simulator chassis. Your actors can ride it or you may choose to add the levitator option which safely and comfortably floats an actor to a height of 5 feet up and down over the bed as it thrashes around. Unit includes solid steel chassis and bed frame, walnut stained four poster bed, pneumatic package, and foot pad. You should have some pneumatic and electric systems knowledge to operate this bed. Maybe you can ask for some supervision from your local magician.

Sabtu, 25 Oktober 2008

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Toy Review : Casket Halloween Invitation Box

It's Halloween season, and everybody's busy to prepare their own Halloween party. It's easy to decorate your party hall since Halloween decoration gimmicks are available widely on market. But how about Halloween invitation? Will you send old-style paper invitation card (like what you did when you were kid) to your friend, or just send short-message using cellphone for invitation?

If you have $14, you could have a pack (contains 12 pieces) of this mini casket (including small white skeleton inside) as an invitation to your friends. Made by lightweight cardboard, you can write your invitation at the back side of its cover. After this Halloween season is over, you could use the skeleton as table decoration too. product page

Selasa, 14 Oktober 2008

A Night Full Of Fun

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman.
They start talking, and after a few cocktails, she invites him back to her place for sex. He responds with an enthusiastic yes, and they are soon on their way.

After they arrive at her place, things heat up fast and she suggests a 69.

He responds with, "You know, I don't get out very much and I'm not totally hip to some of the new lingo."

"Oh, that's okay. Just follow my lead," she says.

Within a few minutes he gets the idea and things are going nicely, until she farts. "What the hell was that?" he asks, alarmed.

"Oh, sorry," she giggles. Not about to stop over such a minor detail, he resumes his activities. Thoroughly enjoying himself, he is completely disgusted when she cracks another one, even worse than the first.

"This is ridiculous. I have to go," he says, looking for his clothes.
"What's the matter? Aren't you having fun?" she exclaims.

He pauses, and then replies, "Well, if you think I am sticking around for another 67 of those, you have another thing coming."

Jumat, 10 Oktober 2008

Field of Work

1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

2. SALES - Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

3. TECHNOLOGY - Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4. ENGINEERING - One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergo dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5. ACCOUNTING - The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6. HUMAN RESOURCES - Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch and then mail a letter.

7. MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT - Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in you social circle is a "Middle Manager."

8. SENIOR MANAGEMENT - (See above - Same sign, different title)

9. CUSTOMER SERVICE - Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

10. CONSULTANT - Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

11. RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" - As a "person" that profits from the success of others, you are disdained by most people who actually work for a living. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

12. PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO - You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.

13. GOVERNMENT WORKER - Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job.

Kamis, 09 Oktober 2008

Pen** Looks-Like

Is it looks like a pen** to you? Oh please, think it again.