A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman.
They start talking, and after a few cocktails, she invites him back to her place for sex. He responds with an enthusiastic yes, and they are soon on their way.
After they arrive at her place, things heat up fast and she suggests a 69.
He responds with, "You know, I don't get out very much and I'm not totally hip to some of the new lingo."
"Oh, that's okay. Just follow my lead," she says.
Within a few minutes he gets the idea and things are going nicely, until she farts. "What the hell was that?" he asks, alarmed.
"Oh, sorry," she giggles. Not about to stop over such a minor detail, he resumes his activities. Thoroughly enjoying himself, he is completely disgusted when she cracks another one, even worse than the first.
"This is ridiculous. I have to go," he says, looking for his clothes.
"What's the matter? Aren't you having fun?" she exclaims.
He pauses, and then replies, "Well, if you think I am sticking around for another 67 of those, you have another thing coming."