Living alone for many years, have no girlfriend, have no bucks to bring chicks, and too bored to masturbate with soap. Anything worse than that? Yes, if you getting your penis stuck in a hole in steel bench and had to ask rescue team to save his manhood.
Poor to Xing, a 41 years old Hong Kong guy, as reported in weirdasianews, who was apparently feeling lonely at a city park. Instead of going home for having masturbate, he choose to satisfy himself by having sex with a small hole in steel park bench near him. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police for help.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. Doctors tried to release some pressure by removing some of his blood, but failed, because his penis has swollen so big. Rescue team had to cut the bench and take it to hospital, sure with Xiang still attached on it.
4 hours later, finally doctors separated Xiang's manhood from that stupid bench hole. If he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis, said doctors. Thanks to their professional works, it didn't happened to him. You can see the entire story on this video (Chinese subtitle)
Moral of this story? Park bench is only to be seated, don't use it for other purposes.